gayitunes:

the thought of people unironically having sex to the arctic monkeys or the 1975 seriously scares the shit out of me

i hate short answer questions bc its so humiliating when u have to leave one blank

theodore roosevelt once insulted a man by saying he had about as much backbone as a chocolate eclaire which is oddly specific

why does netflix even leave in the ‘last time on ___’ thing ? i still remember what happened in the last episode that i was watching 12 seconds ago

tagged: +cool 
yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

realfriendly:

xydg:

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

the last 3 poems we read had very clear themes but he said all of them were about brothels. does he want to sleep w the teacher?? what’s this about

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

this guy in my lit class tries to relate everything we read back to sex ? I don’t understand he’s like 50 he should be past this

*new Fall Out Boy single released*
newsreporter: Studies show that there has been an increase in black eyeliner sales and teenage rebellion